Penguins Ain't Natural short sleeve t-shirt

$33.00

Insiders, weird as we are, will recognize this phrase from the 90's MTV sketch comedy series 'The State' -- from the 'Monkeys Do It' sketch in episode 301.
"Penguin's ain't natural! They was chemically man-made, like the Incredible Hulk."

Even if you don't have an unreasonable fondness for the show (and the amazing ensemble of comedians who went on to forge their careers (name-dropping below), you have to admit that penguins DO look like someone shot a regular bird with a gamma ray gun to make it bulk up like the Hulk. It only makes sense.

**Please note you won’t be surprised by shipping costs, since shipping is included for FREE!**

This is the newest of my 'UnNatural Designs'. Different than my pseudo-specimen work, but it seems quite related.

As to the shirt, this is a hugely popular soft and comfy unisex t-shirt that runs a little snug, as it’s meant to stretchy- so take a look at the size chart (swipe left) and order up a size if you want it to be looser on you. The tri-blend fabric makes it stretchy and soft; extreme durability makes this t-shirt withstand repeated washings and still remain super comfortable. The imagery is printed in green and white ink on a black background.

The State’s comedy troupe members are Kevin Allison, Michael Ian Black, Robert Ben Garant, Todd Holoubek, Michael Patrick Jann, Kerri Kenney-Silver, Thomas Lennon, Joe Lo Truglio, Ken Marino, Michael Showalter and David Wain. Here’s hoping they each get one of these shirts…

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• 50% polyester, 25% combed ring-spun cotton, 25% rayon
• Fabric weight: 3.4 oz/yd² (115.3 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk for extra durability
• 40 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US